i’ve lost my mind. i must have. guess what i was just watching? because you know, i must be fucking nuts. i was watching a baby story. the woman had a miscarrage late in the first trimester, so she had some points with me. she had one of those birth plans, you know the plan i sort of had myself eons ago when babies did not die (or so i thought). well she was having a problem with getting the baby’s head to pass and the doctors suggested the use of forceps and an episiotomy (sp). she was having an issue because it was not part of her plan. the doctors wanted to rush the process because the baby had already passed meconium (sp), yet she was concerned about her ‘plan’. the fucking bitch, i just wanted to take the forceps and stab her in the heart. you fucking bitch, the real plan is to take home a baby. i hate her. i hate them all. fuck plans.
then the next episode, hahahah. the dilema this time? ok, i’ll tell you. this is their third child and the mom does not know the sex (becasuse she fucking choose not to know) and her husband is teasing her because he knows the sex. that’s it that’s the their dilema. i changed the channel.
i fucking hate them too.
i would have done anything. the doctors could have said i would have needed a c-section with scars from here to west bubblefuck. no problem. they could have said i would have had to survive on a diet of dirt and grass, i would have asked for the shovel. they could have said i would have to give birth upside down and you best to beleive i would have found the way. stupid novices and their ‘plans’.
i am having a total jealous bitchfit.