1. I am starting to have prophetic dreams. It’s no surprise as my grandmother and her brother were clairvoyant and my mother has prophectic dreams. They say that it’s heridetary. No shit.
2. I am absolutely anal about my finger and toe nails matching in color, yet I could give 2 shits if my bra and panties do.
3. When I go to sleep my feet must be covered by the sheets. Must. I’m such a sheet-hog because of this.
4. Everytime I open a cupboard in my kitchen I leave it open. I drive my husband crazy with that. He will tell me to look in the kitchen and there will always be 3 or more open, if i’ve I just been in there.
5. When I go clubbing I have to have varied music. It can’t just be rap or just reggae, or i’ll go nuts. Seriously, I’ll just leave the club.
6. I don’t like for people to serve me a plate at functions. Sometimes I get too much rice, or not enough meat, or not the right dressing, or bla, bla, bla. I just like to serve myself.
7. I can’t stand that my husband walks around barefoot and then wants to get into bed. Whenever I catch him I make him wash his feet with a moist napkin. I just don’t think dirty feet belong in bed.
I’m so weird.