What i’ve Done

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this is from Who Shot My Stork?, who got it from another blogger. 

So i’ve done/experienced everything below that is NOT crossed out.  i’ve added a little text in parenthesis.

Bought everyone in the bar a drink
Swam with wild dolphin
Taken a Ferrari for a test drive
Been inside the Great Pyramid
Held a tarantula
Taken a candle lit bath
Said I love you and meant it
Hugged a Tree
Bungee jumped
Visited Paris
Watched a lightening storm at sea
Stayed up all night long and saw the sun rise
Seen the Northern Lights
Gone to a huge sports game
Walked the stairs to the top of the Leaning Tower of Pisa
Grown and eaten your own vegetables
Touched an iceberg
Slept under the stars
Changed a baby’s diaper (my sweet brother, when of course he was a baby, currently 7yrs)
Taken a drip in a hot air balloon
Watched a meteor shower
Gotten drunk on champagne
Given more than you can afford to charity (the 2004 Sunami)
Looked up at the night sky through a telescope
Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment
Had a food fight
Bet on a winning horse
Asked out a stranger
Had a snowball fight
Screamed as loudly as you possibly can
Held a lamb
Seen a total eclipse

Ridden a rollercoaster
Hit a home run
Danced like a fool, not caring who watched
Adopted an accent for an entire day 
Actually felt happy about your life, even for a moment (and only a moment lately)
Had two hard drives for your computer
Visited all 50 states

Taken care of someone who was too drunk
Had amazing Friends
Danced with a Stranger in a foreign country
Watched wild whales
Stolen a sign
Hitchhiked in Europe 
Taken a road-trip
Gone rock climbing
Midnight walk on the beach
Gone sky diving
Visited Ireland
Been heartbroken longer than you were in love (a one night stand; it was my fault)
In a restaurant sat at a stranger’s table and ate with them
Visited Japan
Milked a cow
Alphabetized your CDs
Pretended to be a superhero
Sung karaoke
Lounged around in bed all day
Posed nude in front of strangers
Gone scuba diving

Kissed in the rain
Played in the mud
Played in the rain
Gone to a drive-in theater
Visited the Great Wall of China
Started a business
Fallen in love and not had your heart broken
Toured ancient sites (u.s. virgi.n islands)
Taken a martial arts class
Played a computer game for more than 6 hours straight

Gotten married
Been in a movie
Crashed a party
Gotten divorced
Gone without food for 5 days

Made cookies from scratch
Won first prize in a costume contest
Ridden a gondola in Venice
Gotten a tattoo
Rafted the Snake River
Been on television news program as an “expert”
Got flowers for no reason
Performed on a stage
Been to Las Vegas (2x)
Recorded Music (a college course in multimedia)
Eaten shark
Had a one-night stand (this guy was AMAZING, whoever is with him now is L.U.C.K.Y.)
Gone to Thailand
Bought a house
Been in a combat zone
Buried one/both of your parents
Been on a cruise ship (4x – i’m a cruise whore)
Spoken more than one language fluently (Espanol)                                                                
Performed in Rocky Horror
Raised children (helped w/brother)                                                                                    Followed your favorite band/singer on tour
Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country
Picked up and moved to another city
Walked on the Golden Gate Bridge
Sang loudly in the car and didn’t stop when you knew someone was looking
Had plastic surgery
Survived an accident that you shouldn’t have (this is a crazy one, when my car spun out last year i should have either hit a huge tree or a huge pole, my car suddenly stopped right in between both – the tires jammed on the curb and the car was stopped mid spin.  fucking nuts! also there was no uncoming traffic, and there should have been.  i would take this u-turn every morning, so i know.  and a police officer happened to be parked at a shopping plaza near by.  he himself could not beleive that i was unscathed.  he was more shaken up then i was – meanwhile i was the one in the car.  i was going about 45mph.)
Wrote articles for a large publication
Lost over 100 lbs
Held someone while they were having a flashback
Piloted an airplane
Petted a stingray

Broken someone’s heart (the one night stand – i should post about this guy, shouldn’t I?)
Helped an animal give birth
Won money on a TV game show
Broken a bone
Gone on an African safari
Had a body part below the neck pierced (belly button, but I should have kept you guessing!)
Fired a rifle, shotgun or pistol
Eaten mushrooms gathered in the wild
Ridden a horse 
Had major surgery
Had a snake as a pet
Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon

Slept for more than 30 hours over 48 consecutive hours
Visited more foreign countries than US States
Visited all 7 continents
Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days
Eaten Kangaroo meat
Eaten sushi (ewww)
Had your picture in the paper 
Changed someone’s mind about something you care deeply about (my mother was against medical termination, but beleived in it once we found out that Emi was not going to live past birth).
Gone back to school
Parasailed
Petted a cockroach
Eaten fried green tomatoes (in Georgia, US. it was ok)
Read the Illiad
Selected one important author who you missed school to read
Killed and prepared an animal for eating
Skipped all of your school reunions
Communicated with someone without sharing a common language (in nyc it’s the only way)
Been elected to public office 
Written your own computer language

Thought to yourself that you’re living your dream
Had to put someone you love in hospice care
Build your own PC from parts
Sold your own artwork to someone that didn’t know it was yours
Had a booth in a street fair
Dyed your hair
Been a DJ
Shaved your head
Caused a car accident
Saved someone’s life (my cousins were BOTH drowning in a swiming pool, I got them both out.  funny thing is i had JUST learned how to swim in an intensive course at a summer camp, there was no better time for someone to drown).

that’s all folks

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About Jessica Emilia

Mother, wife, grief survivor, dancer, yogi, feminine, baker, cook, lover, fighter, perfectly imperfect, optimistic, pessimistic, reader, writer, funny, sarcastic, compassionate, emphatic, sympatheric, HR Pro, anxious, confident, supernatural, hocus-pocus, friend, daughter and momma again...

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  1. That’s a lot of stuff you still need to do- better get started 🙂

    I can’t believe you have never “Made cookies from scratch” ! You should start with this one. I’m making some now, wanna come over?

    Oh, and yes you should definitely post about your one-night stand. I’ve never had one, so I’m curious!

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